Page updated: November 29, 1999
Gaussian Blur
I don’t have a lot of pictures of the Beretta, because fortunately for all of you out there, I lost most of them. Actually, I didn’t lose them-- I just don’t know where they are. It’s a minor technicality, but here are the few pictures that I do have.
Action Shot! (photo by: EMan’s Sister)
Yes, I know the picture is a little blurry. But it’s not because it was getting dark, so that the camera automatically selected a longer shutter speed as the camera was panned. It was because the sheer velocity of the car began to bend space and time in such a way that light itself became distorted. No, really!
And you can’t see anyone in the other lane because I had to give him such a head start to make it fair. I swear!
Birthday Suit
(photo by: EMan Apr-95)
A picture of my car turning 100,000 miles. It doesn’t look a mile over 99,000!
Beretta’s Got Back
(photo by: EMan Apr-99)
Just showing off my stickers. Unfortunately, except for the Nürburgring track (the squiggly white thing in the middle), none of these stickers is a big thing. I put most of these up way before people started putting stickers Every Automotive Supplier On The Face Of The Earth on their doors. Still, it’s a new picture that I can add to this page.
Red Cold
(photo by: EMan’s Sister Aug-1992)
This was back in my autocrossing days, when I learned all of my bad driving habits. This was in a GM factory parking lot in Saginaw, MI. That’s my friend Zeke probably getting sick in the passenger seat because of my driving. You can’t see any pylons because we didn’t have too many (it’s the car club from GMI Engineering & Management Institute-- not Kettering University), and because I probably punted them off the course. So many pylons, so little time.
Actually, I am doing one thing right-- I’m looking to where I want to go.
